1 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:31,850 Was it Satan or Joan of Arc who once said, I'm feeling hot and in the mood 2 00:00:31,850 --> 00:00:32,850 love. 3 00:00:32,890 --> 00:00:37,510 Oh, I don't know, I'm not a theologian, but I am Donna Eyre. And this show is 4 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:42,070 all about getting your lover in the mood for, well, whatever you want, really. 5 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:48,470 We'll be showing you 50 ways for you to tease your lover. In private, in public, 6 00:00:48,690 --> 00:00:53,890 with friends, with a little bit of fun, and six incredible strip routines for us 7 00:00:53,890 --> 00:00:55,790 girls to watch and learn. 8 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:05,280 Good to please but even better to tease and probably better paid as well 9 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:14,160 I 10 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:21,200 Love 11 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,500 it. It's fantastic. 12 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:25,520 Why did you choose to do that particular routine? 13 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:29,740 It's a little more fiery. I think a little bit more aggressive 14 00:01:37,759 --> 00:01:40,880 What can we use? 15 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:58,500 to be able to do this at home um a good sturdy coffee table was always quite 16 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:03,300 nice yeah you do a lot of lying around on that the chairs are very erotic i 17 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:07,820 they've got like good sturdy position if you don't go too wild they'll play 18 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:11,720 upright something strong i think strong that's going to support your weight so 19 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:17,120 you can uh be a bit more sexy like using one leg and yeah it's nice sometimes 20 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:21,200 just look good on a call if you do have a pool you're in luck 21 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:39,080 It's always a really good idea to get in front of a mirror and catch the bits 22 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,400 that you don't like that are sexy and the bits that you do like that are sexy. 23 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:46,560 So you'll rehearse and then you can wow your man with it. 24 00:02:52,430 --> 00:02:55,050 You've been murdering my world. 25 00:02:55,370 --> 00:02:58,090 This is how far I've come. 26 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:04,750 You've been murdering my world. 27 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:08,970 You've been murdering my world. 28 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:27,970 You'll be perfect just like me. 29 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:36,950 You'll be a lover in my bed and a god to my head. 30 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:08,500 The tease that worked quite well for me, although I didn't realise it at the 31 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:13,400 time, was I wrote lots of little notes which I put around the room in his suit 32 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:17,420 pocket, under the pillow, in the bathroom, in the fridge. 33 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:24,640 Just little suggestions and some were more sort of suggestive than others, I 34 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,619 think it's fair to say. 35 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,260 Some of them, I think, made him laugh. 36 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,840 Some of them probably made him... 37 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:33,850 I look forward to seeing me and getting home quicker. What you have to be 38 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:37,270 careful of, though, if you're going to leave notes around for somebody, is that 39 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:42,830 anybody else might find them, which was, in fact, exactly what happened when his 40 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:45,430 roommate opened the fridge and found a note under the yogurt. 41 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:47,950 And I sort of just kind of was like, what's this? 42 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:52,750 And he's like, wow, I only met her once. 43 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,350 The piece that worked for me was a kind of voyeuristic piece. 44 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:04,070 Basically, I got one of those handheld cameras, video recorders. 45 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:09,910 I set it up in my bedroom and filmed myself taking my clothes off and 46 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:13,510 teasing him, telling him what I was going to do to him the next time we met. 47 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:17,890 Then I left it in a strategic place, almost safe, obviously, so no one else 48 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:20,670 could see it, with a little note saying, watch me. 49 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:22,670 It kind of did the trick. 50 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:31,130 My favourite tease is getting wet with my boyfriend, but that means in the bath 51 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,130 together. 52 00:05:34,030 --> 00:05:40,610 I remember a time when my boyfriend was away working and he was late back and he 53 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:43,350 was on the train and he phoned me up and he was absolutely fed up, he'd had a 54 00:05:43,350 --> 00:05:46,570 horrible time. We said, that's it, I just want to get home, get a shower and 55 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:49,430 to bed and that's it. I put down the phone and I thought, I haven't seen him 56 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:54,310 over a week, I am going to make tonight special. So I ran the bath, filled it 57 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,310 with oils. 58 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:59,070 and set some candles up and waited for him to return. 59 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:02,370 Luckily, I didn't have to wait too long, and he absolutely loved it. 60 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:08,470 Aromatherapy is a great way to get someone in the mood. There's loads of 61 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:11,990 you can buy. You can buy these sort of bath bombs with flowers and rose petals. 62 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:13,750 Sexy tunes are also great. 63 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,760 To have in the bath, have something playing in the background always helps. 64 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:22,120 Champagne in the bath works a treat. He cannot resist the thought of you lying 65 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,080 starkless in the bath, glass of champagne in your hand, waiting for him. 66 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:34,360 I've brought along the ultimate accessory chick to show me her bag of 67 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,820 Tara. Hello. 68 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,620 Hello. Come on then, show me what you've got in your bag. 69 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,020 It's in my doctor's bag. 70 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,240 Right. Wait. 71 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,240 Okay, first of all, is my blindfold. 72 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,500 My blindfold. Why is this so good? 73 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:52,120 Number one, you can't see anything. 74 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:55,640 Exactly. That would miss the whole point, wouldn't it? And I suppose the 75 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,589 thing is... 76 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:57,670 Well, you could be doing anything. 77 00:06:58,010 --> 00:07:00,750 I mean, the whole thing about teasing is really it's like all that mystery and 78 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:05,070 an enigma. Yeah. I think it sort of gets them going. I mean, it's the what is 79 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:08,630 she going to do next, which is the tease. Shall I show you something else? 80 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:09,690 All right, then. 81 00:07:09,790 --> 00:07:10,790 Handcuffs coming out. 82 00:07:11,110 --> 00:07:13,450 Oh, and they match the blindfold, so I like to be more coordinated. 83 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:14,950 Oh, yes, absolutely. 84 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:18,730 Now, I think the most important thing is don't buy cheap handcuffs because 85 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,690 they'll break or they're uncomfortable. 86 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:25,350 Second thing is don't leave them there. 87 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:28,470 And always make sure your friends have a spare set of keys. 88 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:30,770 Do these work? 89 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:33,830 Works for me. 90 00:07:35,050 --> 00:07:40,010 My next accessory rather speaks for itself now, if I can get this right. 91 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:45,830 You know, I mean, it's rather an odd looking thing, but... Oh, yeah, it's 92 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:48,870 fantastic. You know, the blindfold, the handcuffs and that, you've got them. 93 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:52,350 There is no way on this earth I would wear a blindfold with you. 94 00:07:53,370 --> 00:07:54,370 Yeah, OK. 95 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:05,480 Now, this is the whole dominatrix thing. I mean, you know, men love to be told 96 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,000 what to do, I think. 97 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:08,520 That's a very good excuse. 98 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:13,960 I do definitely think that, you know, when it comes to all these accessories 99 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:18,840 teasing him out, it is very much the build -up in his head which is going on. 100 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:19,840 mean... 101 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,900 I think you want to keep the whole accessory thing going as long as 102 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:26,720 because that's what builds it up. 103 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,480 Yeah, it's something to play with and it's something that's fun. 104 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,700 It passes the time because they could be scheduled. 105 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:36,280 No, we'd love men. We wouldn't do that. 106 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:44,380 The best piece for me has definitely got to be bodily contact, especially if 107 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:48,160 you're in a public place because you're touching them and they go back. Mad for 108 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,660 it, but knowing they can't pursue it until you get home even then if they're 109 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:56,240 lucky they might get it And the great thing about doing it is anybody could do 110 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,980 it and it always works men always fall for it They love it 111 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:07,500 A 112 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:14,040 great tease that worked for me is meeting my boyfriend in a public place 113 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:18,460 nothing but a coat and shoes on after I'd whispered into his ear that I was 114 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:22,220 wearing nothing on, all plans for the rest of the afternoon were cancelled and 115 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:23,220 it was straight home. 116 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:28,040 A few things to remember when doing this tease are make sure you get the right 117 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:32,260 time and place, make sure that he's alone and that he's not with his mates 118 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:36,580 his mother, avoid raised platforms, and think before you sit. 119 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:45,120 You might think lap dancing was just for politicians and bickers, but girls... 120 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:47,610 This could be just what your lover's been waiting for. 121 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:52,190 So, pull up a chair and take the weight off your feet. 122 00:09:58,070 --> 00:09:58,630 A 123 00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:09,650 lap 124 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:12,050 dance is the closest... 125 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:16,140 Possible contact, really, isn't it? Yeah, you can't really get any closer to 126 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:17,540 anybody when you're lap dancing. 127 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,060 It's probably the sexiest dance you can do for somebody. 128 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:24,640 Yeah. So what are the things to remember when you're doing the lap dance? 129 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,980 There's quite a few things to remember, really. 130 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:33,620 You're going to need to have a chair, because sofas, bed, too soft, too low. A 131 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:36,680 bra that is easy to take off, because there's nothing worse than having a bra 132 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,160 that won't come off. So do you let... 133 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:44,100 your partner on who cue is at work? No, no. I'm not allowed to touch you during 134 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,100 a lap dance, no. 135 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:09,920 Be swimming in money, I need jet skis in mine. Can't seize a dime, looking in 136 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,500 the mirror, feeling pleased with the shine. 137 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:16,020 Lady Rolex for the time. The glasses, who come work for Charlie? A boss with a 138 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:20,320 body. Ask anybody, I could take over Gotti. Pool by the pool, are you just 139 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,320 another hottie? 140 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,900 Gross, gotta stay out. 141 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:33,880 Okay, anything else that we need to remember? 142 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:36,250 Don't talk to them. 143 00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:40,310 No? No. It really does fool the moment when you're lap dancing. Talking to 144 00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:41,910 somebody is not really a very good idea. 145 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:46,290 Now, would this kind of dance work for a man and a woman? 146 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:47,750 Yeah, I don't see why not. 147 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:52,290 Yeah? Yeah, I think to lap dance for a woman is just equally as good as lap 148 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,690 dancing for a man. I think it's eternal for both sexes. 149 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:41,500 Coming up in part two, chicks with food, chicks with fans, and chicks 150 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,500 with tricks. 151 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:57,100 Coming up in our 152 00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:01,000 countdown, teasing with food, teasing with touch. 153 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,300 And more strip routines for you to learn. 154 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:10,780 So girls, I hope you've all learnt something so far. 155 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:14,700 And boys, I hope you managed to grab something for your private collection. 156 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,540 Now for another lesson on one of the world's oldest art forms. 157 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,160 Thank you. 158 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:03,220 Thank you. 159 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:15,640 It's all right, it's all right She moves in mysterious ways 160 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:22,280 It's all right, it's all right, all right She 161 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,220 moves in mysterious ways 162 00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:36,850 They were fantastic. 163 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:40,350 Very showgirl. So tell me why this one is different from, say, the other 164 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:44,050 routines. Because it's very sophisticated, but quite elegant. 165 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:49,050 Yeah. And it's just a very showgirl. And it looks great. It's fun. 166 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,410 It really does. 167 00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:53,970 Yeah. So how does it differ from all the other routines? What's so special about 168 00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:54,669 this one? 169 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:57,330 Well, you start off almost naked. 170 00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,670 Uh -huh. So do you think it's as effective? 171 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:02,270 Because isn't that where you're meant to reveal it all at the end? 172 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,920 It's more of a tease. It's more light -hearted and fun. 173 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,720 So what techniques do we need to remember for this one? 174 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,120 Big feathers. 175 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:20,840 Big feathers. Enough to cover what you need to cover up. Enough to cover up. 176 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,660 Or not, as the case may be. 177 00:15:46,319 --> 00:15:47,319 Now, 178 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:52,040 the thing I noticed about your routine was the moves seemed to be a bit more 179 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:56,820 subtle. It's kind of not noticeable dance moves, but just a lot of walks. 180 00:15:57,130 --> 00:16:03,570 turn it's very cozy very elegant and if you practice in front of a friend in 181 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:06,490 front of the mirror uh -huh and you become really good 182 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:32,910 The best way I know to tease a guy would probably be to ignore him. An example 183 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:38,210 of this is I went to a party with a new boyfriend of mine and I ignored him all 184 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:41,810 night and paid no attention to him but to everybody else and it absolutely 185 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:42,810 him mad. 186 00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:47,970 And he ended up all over me at the end of the night and in fact we're still 187 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:48,970 together now. 188 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:54,010 Tease -ups always work for me. 189 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,700 is when my boyfriend comes in and he sees me sitting there at the table with 190 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,640 just a pack of cards and he knows we're going to have a game of strip poker. 191 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:05,140 So the first thing is you want to be in control, so you have to be well 192 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:08,660 prepared, have all the cards ready before you start all laid out on the 193 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:12,119 You want to make sure you're wearing the right clothes, quite a lot of layers 194 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:14,920 and jewellery and things, so you can make the teasing go on for as long as 195 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,339 possible to get him really excited. 196 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,560 Effort is the act, as we all know. 197 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:24,369 or something that should arouse sexual excitement. 198 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,910 Some of them you'll know, some of them you won't. Some of them are just plain 199 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:32,170 silly. So what I've done is I've brought along my bottle -blonde friend to help 200 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:35,070 you find an alternative to Viagra. 201 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:37,070 Okay, what have we got here? 202 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:41,770 All right, this is our first aphrodisiac. This is snake's blood, no 203 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:42,770 you believe it? 204 00:17:43,070 --> 00:17:44,070 Snake's blood. 205 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:46,270 Blood from a live snake is better. 206 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,750 Really? Uh -huh. I don't know why. 207 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:50,130 Okay, go on. I will if you will. 208 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:51,610 I'm not. In one shot. 209 00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:54,410 No, go on. Try it. No! All right, I'm game. 210 00:17:58,630 --> 00:17:59,630 Right, who wants me then? 211 00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:03,410 I can't believe you drank that. That's disgusting. 212 00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:06,570 Oysters! My favourite. 213 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:08,190 No, 214 00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:10,130 I really, really like oysters. 215 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:14,270 Now, the reason these are so good is because they're full of minerals. 216 00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:16,630 very high in protein, which gives you a big energy boost. 217 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,410 Low in fat, oysters. 218 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,450 And they get them going for hours. 219 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,290 Yes, hopefully. 220 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,090 OK, well, let's try one then. 221 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:28,350 I love them. 222 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:34,450 Onions are believed to increase the libido. You would never have thought it, 223 00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:35,349 they do. 224 00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:39,350 In France, newlyweds are normally given onion soup on the morning after their 225 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,110 wedding to get them going again. 226 00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,050 Did you know that? No, I didn't. 227 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,230 Mmm, thank you. 228 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,330 All right, here we've got truffles. 229 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,010 Looks awful, doesn't it? 230 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,230 Now, they're very rare. 231 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:55,170 This one would set you back about £70. 232 00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:58,650 And to spot a good truffle, they've got to be quite... 233 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,500 Firm. It should have a good aroma and it should be full of taste. 234 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,280 Thank you, your sound man. 235 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:14,080 If you can't get them to eat any of that stuff, crab ravioli, that's what we 236 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,400 need. First of all, have a drink, Denise. 237 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:16,940 Thank you very much. 238 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:20,140 Cheers. Cheers. Right, here we've got some olive oil. 239 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,360 Okay, we've got salat. 240 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,000 We've got our fish, our prawns and our salmon. 241 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,220 Avocado, asparagus, cream and fish stock. 242 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,580 Now this is all stuff you can get absolutely anywhere. 243 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:50,540 Voila! 244 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,200 Go on, you can do it. 245 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,340 You're the expert. Oh! 246 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:56,770 She's too weak. 247 00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:59,070 What do you want? 248 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,410 It won't be long. 249 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:04,030 He couldn't have got me a heavier pan. 250 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,830 He only came in to look at your bread. 251 00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:07,990 Did you notice how it went like this? 252 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:13,010 Don't make me laugh. I'm trying to dish up. After all this and that that we've 253 00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:14,630 had out there, we should be feeling quite horny tonight. 254 00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:16,930 Not together. 255 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:19,530 That's really nice. 256 00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:21,990 Still, there you have it. Crab ravioli. 257 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:23,190 That doesn't work. 258 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:25,260 Don't send me. It's not worth it. 259 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,420 The way I tease my boyfriend, I'd look at him. 260 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:38,740 I'd catch his eye from across the crowd. They were in, like, a club or a bar. 261 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,780 And I'd look at him, like, there he is. 262 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,640 And then I'd give him a little bit of a smile, you know. 263 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:50,980 And then I'd walk off, and he'd see me walk off, and I'd shake my ass. 264 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,280 And he'd know! 265 00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:01,750 There are loads of massage techniques around at the moment, but they're all 266 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:05,570 based around the same kind of thing, which is touch manipulation, which is 267 00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:06,570 most basic tease of all. 268 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:12,530 Swedish massage is all about relaxing the muscles and squeezing the tensions 269 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:13,530 from the body. 270 00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:18,190 Ideally, the recipient has to be naked, which is best, really, for a tease 271 00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:19,190 anyone. 272 00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:26,290 Aromatherapy. is all about oils or herbal remedies, if you like. 273 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:31,770 The idea is that you massage it into your partner's back and they absorb the 274 00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:32,790 lotion through their skin. 275 00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:37,270 Oils that are useful for this kind of thing are rose and neroli, which are 276 00:21:37,270 --> 00:21:42,950 supposed to have a calming effect, while cardamom and black pepper have a 277 00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:43,950 stimulating effect. 278 00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:49,370 Reflexology is chiefly about the hands and the feet, and I'm going to 279 00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:50,390 concentrate on the feet. 280 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,490 By caressing certain areas on the soles of your feet, you're supposed to be able 281 00:21:55,490 --> 00:22:01,430 to release tension in other areas of the body. For men, this area here is 282 00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:04,050 supposed to work wonders for the sexual areas of their body. 283 00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:14,230 Give your lover something to remember you by. Why not pop an intimate picture 284 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:18,370 yourself in his briefcase before he goes to work, giving him a teasing taste of 285 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:19,370 what's to come? 286 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,600 My favourite tease is the phone tease. 287 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,140 I like to do it from a phone box. 288 00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:31,440 It's easy because everyone has a phone. 289 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,840 The way I like to use it is to phone my lover at work when I know he's in a 290 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,260 position he can't talk but I can be quite candid about what's going to 291 00:22:39,260 --> 00:22:40,260 later. 292 00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,000 There are a few things to remember though. 293 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,980 Make sure you've got the right number. 294 00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:46,360 Make sure you protect your own number. 295 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,780 And make sure you're not on speakerphone. 296 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:51,160 And don't be afraid to tell him to shut up. 297 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,960 After all, you're in control. 298 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,280 And where did it get me? 299 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:57,340 Well, I got what I wanted. 300 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:07,800 Okay, we're all 21st century chicks, so why not use technology to tease? 301 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:12,420 Make friends with your fax machine, learn to love it, and it will love your 302 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,420 partner for you. 303 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:19,640 Just remember, be creative, try to be ambiguous, make sure you've got the 304 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,530 number. Make sure your lover is the only one by the fax machine. 305 00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:27,050 And remember, less is more. 306 00:23:27,670 --> 00:23:32,510 Love letters are out and email is in. It's easy, it's quick, and there are no 307 00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:33,510 stamps to lick. 308 00:23:33,810 --> 00:23:35,950 Remember, keep messages short. 309 00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:38,190 Keep them waiting for your reply. 310 00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:40,670 No drawings or diagrams. 311 00:23:41,430 --> 00:23:44,270 And make sure he doesn't pass it on to his friends. 312 00:23:45,879 --> 00:23:46,879 Text messaging. 313 00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:50,840 Everybody's doing it, so why don't you? In the UK, over half a billion text 314 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,300 messages are sent each month. 315 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:58,060 But remember, keep to the point, don't get into text tennis matches, and make 316 00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:59,620 sure you're sending it to the right person. 317 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,540 Well, if all that feels a little cold and you'd like more of a personal touch, 318 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,660 you can send your lover a message via a webcam. 319 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,760 More and more people now have access to computers, and as long as they've got 320 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,860 the right software, there's no reason why you can't send them. 321 00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:16,450 A moving image with sound. 322 00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:19,350 But remember, the camera never lies. 323 00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,790 There is a tea that works really well for me. 324 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:32,870 And it's set in a club and you're with your man. 325 00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:37,450 And you nip off to the toilet and remove your knickers. 326 00:24:38,350 --> 00:24:41,630 And go back up to him and take his hand and neatly... 327 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,900 fold your knickers and put them in the palm of his hand and close the hand. 328 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:48,280 And then as you're walking off, you obviously turn back and see whether he's 329 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,160 doing the, oh, my God, I can't believe she's done that, or that kind of, mm, I 330 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,160 know what you're up to. 331 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,020 It had the desired effect and couldn't get home quick enough. 332 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,240 There's three main things that you've got to be careful of. 333 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:05,340 One, that you put them in your man's hand and nobody else is, and then you're 334 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,340 into that sort of thing. 335 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:09,880 Second of all, that they're obviously sexy knickers. 336 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:13,590 And third of all, that they're clean. 337 00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:22,130 Lingerie, a necessity and an accessory, but can also be used as a tease. 338 00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:25,210 Right now, let's look at these knickers. 339 00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:27,230 That I particularly love. 340 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,010 Yeah, this is Anne Summers. 341 00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:34,050 You can't really beat that message, can you? Just in case your boyfriend doesn't 342 00:25:34,050 --> 00:25:35,050 know. 343 00:25:35,850 --> 00:25:38,870 And... That, now... 344 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,900 Every man's dream. If you want to think of some way to turn your guy on, put a 345 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:44,920 pair of these on and see if it works. You've scored. 346 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,520 You don't want a visible panty line. You have to wear a g -string. 347 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,760 Not an obvious colour, actually, rather, to have. It's a beautiful colour. 348 00:25:53,980 --> 00:25:55,920 But I think it's actually quite sexy. 349 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,160 And these are M andS. 350 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,160 And these little saucy numbers are Anne Summers. 351 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:05,200 I love those. I think they're gorgeous. They're great. And I think for a tease, 352 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,260 surely, that's got to be the one. That is a definite tease. 353 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:10,320 And next we're going to talk about bras. 354 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,440 Got a classic black one. Your black wonder bra. 355 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,260 I wonder where you got them from. 356 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,580 Brilliant with the variable cleavage adjustment thing here. Oh, yeah, I know. 357 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:27,300 This is what I really need, but don't wear. And this I love, though. Yeah. 358 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,760 is this what men want or not? This is what I'd like to know. What do you 359 00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:31,519 It's a tease. 360 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,460 It's a tease, isn't it? That is definitely a tease. 361 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:34,700 Who makes that one? 362 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:37,440 That one is made... Topshop. By Topshop. 363 00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:42,980 And this is a lot of padding. This is the Contessa from La Senza. That's 364 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,380 The Contessa looks like a big woman to me. 365 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:46,700 It's a parachute. 366 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:52,640 But I think, you know, again, I love that the pink satin is very sexy. So 367 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:57,460 gone away from those dowdy white and black underwear, and we've gone much 368 00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:59,900 for the colourful. I mean, black shiny, I think you're always going to get a bit 369 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:02,540 of black sexy underwear, and I think that's great. It's always going to look 370 00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:05,340 good. You're sort of safe with that. But you can be more adventurous. 371 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,640 And a little more playful. 372 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:13,760 MyT's is a real tasty, the treat. 373 00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:20,180 It's all about sucking, licking, spooning, dabbing, drooling, basically 374 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:23,520 anything to get him going with food. 375 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,940 There are so many places you can put whatever you've chosen as your food. I 376 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:32,120 mean, you can start with your fingers, move up your wrist, your chest, your 377 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:36,560 lips, any sensitive part of your body, even your toes if that's what sends you 378 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,560 on. 379 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,420 Absolutely everybody can do it. You just open the fridge, see what's in there, 380 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:45,060 especially if you know his favourites, pour it all over you and say, boy, you 381 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:47,580 know, do whatever you want to do. 382 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,920 How can you resist? 383 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,660 But can it be used for teasing? 384 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,960 Well, as I know absolutely nothing about this mystical -sounding stuff, I've got 385 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:08,120 two non -mystical ladies to help explain. Nadia and Zoe. Hello. 386 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,700 So, what exactly is Feng Shui? 387 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:17,640 Basically, it's trying to get you in harmony with your environment to 388 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,900 good luck, prosperity, and maybe even a bit of romance. 389 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,640 Very simple. 390 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:24,700 Move a few things around. 391 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:28,510 You buy some bits and pieces and put it in your romance corner. 392 00:28:28,730 --> 00:28:30,370 Okay, so this is our bedroom. 393 00:28:31,070 --> 00:28:34,750 What's wrong with this? Ah, the mirror. It's got to go. Really? Why? 394 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:40,990 It reflects the couple, which invites interference from outside influences, 395 00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:44,530 which could, at the worst, end up in infidelity. 396 00:28:45,010 --> 00:28:47,030 Really? Television's the same. 397 00:28:47,929 --> 00:28:49,910 Toys, get rid of all the toys. 398 00:28:50,810 --> 00:28:54,010 You don't want to be having a good time. So you can't have cluttery toys? 399 00:28:54,430 --> 00:28:57,010 No, get rid of the clutter and also any dirty laundry. 400 00:28:57,610 --> 00:29:01,490 So hang on, first of all, why can't we have toys in the room? Well, the toys 401 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,850 dirty laundry, just any clutter. 402 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:07,530 It's clutter and it's... I suppose it's not that sexy as well. No, it's not 403 00:29:07,530 --> 00:29:10,550 really, is it? You don't want to be looking at Tigger while you're doing 404 00:29:10,690 --> 00:29:11,690 Ah, Bill. 405 00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:13,030 Bill the bad. 406 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,080 Phil, don't bring your work into the bedroom. 407 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,780 That's not good. This is where I'm going wrong. 408 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:23,720 Maybe get rid of the pictures of your family, your mum and dad looking down on 409 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,760 you. Yeah, that's not really a good move, is it? Granny watching you. No. 410 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,500 And if you find the south -west corner of your bedroom, maybe you could get 411 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,440 roses. We need the south -west corner. 412 00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:40,270 Yep, the compass comes in here. So where's south -west in here? South -west 413 00:29:40,290 --> 00:29:41,550 yep, exactly there. 414 00:29:41,770 --> 00:29:47,310 So what we do is get the corner and then half. And here's them, we've got a... A 415 00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:52,250 rose quartz crystal or amethyst or a clear crystal. 416 00:29:52,530 --> 00:29:56,550 And maybe aromatherapy candles or aromatherapy oils. 417 00:29:56,770 --> 00:30:00,670 And rose is an aphrodisiac. Red, pink, that's just a good colour for... 418 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,540 Okay. Does this work? Girls? 419 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,340 Yeah, it's raining men. It's raining men. 420 00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:07,760 Really? Okay. 421 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,580 Since I found my southwest corner. 422 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:12,880 Since you found your southwest corner, it's raining men. 423 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,720 Tell me the tip. 424 00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:31,269 Best routine? 425 00:30:31,270 --> 00:30:36,950 Well, basically, my routine is about less is more, and who can 426 00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:40,670 tease in your partner. 427 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Eye contact. 428 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:11,999 Eye contact. 429 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,940 Lots of it. Yep. Why do you think that works? 430 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:15,380 Because you're intimidating them. 431 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,140 I see. 432 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,920 With your eyes. Look them in the eyes. 433 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,280 Yeah. Yeah? 434 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:24,100 Don't take your clothes off. Uh -huh. Until the last minute. Hinting. Yeah. 435 00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,460 Hinting. Always hinting that you're going to do something. Yeah. 436 00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:28,660 But never quite. 437 00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:31,730 Until the end. 438 00:31:32,070 --> 00:31:33,070 You're good. 439 00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:36,530 Do you enjoy it? I do enjoy it. Yeah? I do it for a living. 440 00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:38,030 I must enjoy it. 441 00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:39,310 Exactly. 442 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,360 Yeah, I'm top three. 443 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:05,520 You will top three. 444 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:12,240 Don't you top three. Don't you top three. 445 00:32:32,690 --> 00:32:38,330 Coming up, chicks with chicks, chicks with makeup, 446 00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:42,870 and a chick with a weird wardrobe. 447 00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:58,290 Coming up, numbers 14 to number 1 on our countdown. 448 00:32:59,050 --> 00:33:05,650 including dressing to kill, make -up to thrill, and some more moves that might 449 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:06,650 appeal. 450 00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:17,350 You know that moment where you're gazing into his eyes and he's gazing at the 451 00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:21,130 football on TV, and you're thinking, how am I going to get his attention? 452 00:33:21,950 --> 00:33:24,770 Well, why not phone a friend? 453 00:33:25,610 --> 00:33:28,250 Please allow me to introduce myself. 454 00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:32,370 I'm a man of wealth and faith. 455 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:40,530 I've been around for a long, long year. Stolen many men's souls and 456 00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:41,530 faith. 457 00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:49,550 I was around when Jesus cried at his moment of doubt and 458 00:33:49,550 --> 00:33:50,550 pain. 459 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:54,170 Being a damn sure pilot. 460 00:33:55,390 --> 00:33:58,970 What is in your face? 461 00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:04,730 Pleased to meet you. 462 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:07,730 Hope you guessed my name. 463 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:15,730 Yeah. But what's puzzling you is the nature of 464 00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:16,730 my game. 465 00:34:20,170 --> 00:34:22,389 I stuck around St. 466 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:23,750 Petersburg. 467 00:34:49,529 --> 00:34:51,650 Tell me about the routine. Do you practice together? 468 00:34:52,589 --> 00:34:54,370 We dance together all the time, so we've got a routine. 469 00:34:55,070 --> 00:34:58,950 So if you were going to do it with a friend, you'd have to practice what you 470 00:34:58,950 --> 00:34:59,950 were going to do, obviously. 471 00:35:01,270 --> 00:35:04,230 After you've done it a few times, it just becomes a habit, doesn't it? Yeah, 472 00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:07,750 just becomes natural. But I think to start off with, you need to practice. 473 00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:12,590 Just with each other, mucking around. Even if you just have a girly night, get 474 00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:13,770 some drinks in and muck around. 475 00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:16,910 And then you just get used to it, you're used to each other. Do you think this 476 00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:20,550 one really works? Because this is kind of one of the ultimate fantasies, isn't 477 00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:22,160 it? with two of you together. 478 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,360 I think it's mainly every man's fantasy, the two women together. 479 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:29,080 And that's what makes you feel in control because you know it's a man's 480 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,700 You feel even more in control, which makes you feel sexier, which enables you 481 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,700 do a better job. 482 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:18,220 If he's worth thinking about, his makeup, I'm gonna tell you a few little 483 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:22,680 of the trade. So we're gonna go for smoky eyes, I think. 484 00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:24,260 Yeah. 485 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,880 Do you normally have dark on your eyes? 486 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:30,880 Evening, I sort of do sometimes. 487 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,760 I generally use most of Max Factor's products. 488 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:41,420 You can use anything from Body Shop to Calvin Klein to Armani, any of them. 489 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,460 So this is a cream eyeshadow. 490 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:49,220 I'm just putting it, going right in to the eyelash line. 491 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:53,260 It's really important to do that because I know that people don't do that and 492 00:36:53,260 --> 00:36:54,340 they get little white marks. 493 00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:57,640 See how I'm really working in to the eyelashes. 494 00:36:58,460 --> 00:37:00,060 And then blending out with a finger. 495 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,780 It's not good to have harsh lines. 496 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,520 When I was learning, they would say, blending, blending, blending. 497 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,480 It's all about blending. 498 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,060 It's a little secret, this one. 499 00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:16,680 It's good to use a really dark pencil, and you just use it in the middle here. 500 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,320 It brings out the eye. 501 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,460 And then load the mascara. 502 00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:27,420 When you're putting the mascara on, you have to get really to the root. 503 00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:30,030 I'm just going to put a bit of this. 504 00:37:30,910 --> 00:37:34,190 And this has got a bit of glitter. It's a bit of fun. Oh, it sounds like Coca 505 00:37:34,190 --> 00:37:36,390 -Cola. I'm just going to put it in the middle there. 506 00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:37,930 I think that's all you need. 507 00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:41,170 Yeah. If that doesn't tease them, then forget it. 508 00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:42,450 Don't know what will. 509 00:37:42,650 --> 00:37:43,650 Yeah, exactly. 510 00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:50,050 But there is something that I must convey. 511 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:57,410 One thing that comes to me is nice, adoptive music, like Bump and Grind by 512 00:37:57,490 --> 00:37:58,488 Kelly. 513 00:37:58,490 --> 00:37:59,229 All together. 514 00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:05,150 I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. 515 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:12,790 One song I have to say that really teases my boyfriend would be a song by 516 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:15,370 Green called I'm So Glad You're Mine. 517 00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:21,010 There's a specific bit in it which goes, when darkness stands around me, things 518 00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:23,070 forsake me. I know you'll never let me down. 519 00:38:24,410 --> 00:38:27,750 Brilliant. It really gets you in the mood. 520 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:37,120 A brilliant piece of music that I find is a very good tease is Donna Summer, I 521 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:41,240 Feel Love. Kind of works, like if you've seen Jungle Book, you know the snake 522 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:46,000 tries to hypnotise Mowgli and he has those sort of eye things like that. 523 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,200 how it works. Very good. 524 00:38:48,069 --> 00:38:53,090 The music that I always find is a great tease for me is I come home, I put on a 525 00:38:53,090 --> 00:38:57,550 bit of Aerosmith, Love in an Elevator, and it's got a lot of sexual innuendos 526 00:38:57,550 --> 00:39:01,430 there without being really blatant. And the line that always works for me is 527 00:39:01,430 --> 00:39:03,230 going down, Mr. Tyler. 528 00:39:03,610 --> 00:39:06,830 Always leaves them with a shocked expression and I walk away with a big 529 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:08,710 Going down. 530 00:39:11,730 --> 00:39:14,770 Right, well, what teases work for me is... 531 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:19,810 Particularly the classic that not many people know about, and it's called The 532 00:39:19,810 --> 00:39:20,810 Argument. 533 00:39:21,299 --> 00:39:25,160 And what you've got to do is you've got to sort of, like, meander it round. So 534 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:29,580 they lose their temper with you, you cry, they feel sorry, and they have to, 535 00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:30,920 know, sort of, like, make it up to you. 536 00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:37,340 You could start maybe from the kitchen, storm upstairs, sulk, cry, make sure 537 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:40,300 they hear you, the door's got to be open, of course, and they come up and, 538 00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:43,060 know, they say, baby, I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do for you? 539 00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,100 Well, let's see. 540 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,120 Now, a tease you might have thought of but not actually tried is dressing up. I 541 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,080 don't mean a posh frock or a smart suit. I mean costumes, becoming somebody 542 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,080 else. 543 00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:00,420 Davina, explain all. 544 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,040 Well, this is quite an easy tease to do because all you have to do is go down to 545 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:09,100 a costume shop and just rent an outfit like this. This one is the schoolgirl 546 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:13,360 look, which has become very popular since our friend Britney cleared into 547 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,560 pop world. What if they don't like the schoolgirl? 548 00:40:17,579 --> 00:40:19,100 Well, there are many other options. 549 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,400 I can get one. 550 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,520 Okay, before you ask, I'm meant to be a she -devil type thing. 551 00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:28,220 Take a treat. 552 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:32,280 Exactly. No, it's like I suppose I could banish my lover to the pits of hell for 553 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,080 an eternity if he doesn't satisfy me. 554 00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:35,299 Quite right. 555 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,860 This is what this is about. I think it's been domineering. 556 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,860 Yes, you could throw them with your fork. Yeah, but we care because the end 557 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:42,460 comes off on this one. It's not very good. 558 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,800 Oh, so dumb. 559 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,680 Daddy. 560 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,400 So what's this then? This look, Janet, is my headmistress look. This one is 561 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,000 where you could give out punishment to your lover to give him the cane. 562 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,720 Just slap on the bottom, being cheeky. 563 00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,000 I don't remember my headmistress wearing fishnet stockings, but you never know. 564 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,560 It's all fantasy, isn't it? 565 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,780 It certainly is. Say miss. 566 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:05,100 Miss. 567 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,480 This is Lara Croft. Obviously the bag's optional. I think you should go back out 568 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,540 and... Back flip onto the sofa. Okay, I understand. 569 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:18,740 Now I can't wheel into the room like that. This is a good idea because my 570 00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:23,260 and I just sit there and play stupid games all day. So I definitely know that 571 00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:24,840 all the boys are going to know who this character is. 572 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:29,800 So definitely appreciate a Lara Croft lookalike. Not too sure about the knife, 573 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,360 though. Could become a little bit dangerous. 574 00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:32,760 You can definitely get what you want with this. 575 00:41:33,930 --> 00:41:35,470 Come on then, Florence Nightingale. 576 00:41:35,870 --> 00:41:40,030 Tell me about this one. Well, this is a classic, the nurse's outfit, but this is 577 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:41,030 more classic NHS. 578 00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:44,390 Not particularly what I would have gone for. I would have gone for the high 579 00:41:44,390 --> 00:41:49,010 -heeled shoes, obviously the black fishnet stockings, like the little white 580 00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:51,970 pinafore. This skirt would have been a lot shorter up here, so you would have 581 00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:54,570 seen the top of the thigh, which is very tempting. 582 00:41:55,230 --> 00:41:58,830 The little heart, the little clock you get there. Yeah, yeah, you take the 583 00:41:58,830 --> 00:42:02,410 clock. But this one, the only thing I'm going to prescribe is Viagra, I think. 584 00:42:03,569 --> 00:42:08,550 So shut up, shut up please because Princess Leia has actually been voted 585 00:42:08,550 --> 00:42:10,830 sexiest movie character of all time. 586 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:12,790 So this is it. 587 00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:14,110 Sex is the last. 588 00:42:14,550 --> 00:42:15,770 So what would you need to do? 589 00:42:15,990 --> 00:42:19,170 I can't believe it. I mean, look at me. I mean, all you need is a sheet, a bit 590 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:21,770 of old tinsel left over from Christmas. A nice set of buns. 591 00:42:22,010 --> 00:42:24,070 That's right, look at me. I mean, the wig's optional. 592 00:42:24,390 --> 00:42:25,390 Look, it's not real. 593 00:43:30,509 --> 00:43:35,790 In my dreams I'm dying all the time. 594 00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:44,130 So Maddy, tell me about this routine. 595 00:43:44,590 --> 00:43:47,710 The routine is one of the raunchiest dances you can do for a guy. 596 00:43:48,070 --> 00:43:50,130 Because you move very slowly and sexily. 597 00:43:51,050 --> 00:43:52,050 Use your hands. 598 00:43:52,650 --> 00:43:54,650 But is it still no touching? 599 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,850 Yeah, you mustn't let the guy touch you. You've just got to use a lot of eye 600 00:43:57,850 --> 00:43:58,850 contact. 601 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,360 You've got to be very confident, so practice before you do it, I'd say. 602 00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:03,660 Yeah, a lot. 603 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,800 Not too much, honestly. You can't stage it too much because you want to appear 604 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,780 natural. But know what you're doing so you don't muck it up. 605 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,960 And how effective do you think this is? Will this one work? 606 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,760 Definitely, I think at the end. 607 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,180 You should have him really turned on by the end of the dance. Yeah. 608 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,400 I just hope so. 609 00:45:03,310 --> 00:45:06,410 So there you have it, 50 ways to tease your lover. 610 00:45:06,710 --> 00:45:09,770 And if none of this works, please don't write enough for your money back, 611 00:45:09,950 --> 00:45:12,210 because as you can imagine, I've spent it all already. 612 00:45:12,830 --> 00:45:16,870 I've been Donna Eyre, and remember, you can try this at home. 613 00:45:17,270 --> 00:45:18,390 Just don't get arrested.